They/Them
Homestuck AKA House Arrest
blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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Overworked Blorbo Battle Final Poll!
Vote For Your Favourite Overworked Blorbo!
Susan Taxpayer- Susan Taxpayer
Peregrine Mendicant- Homestuck
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this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read
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Crying
This shit makes me understand why my grandma taught me to only scritch calves under the chin, because if you scratch the tops of their heads you’ll teach them to shove their (horned) foreheads at you for affection once they’re huge
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fuck i forgot to share that one photo of two dudes making out on the floor at a punk concert in yugoslavia with one of the top comments being: this isn’t homosexuality, they’re just drunk and the mood struck them
okay calling it a top comment was wrong lol there’s 5 of them in total, but:
“this isn’t lgbt at all, normal dudes, got drunk, the emotion struck them, they love eachother…”
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> Shadowheart: Show off new friend!
you hold up your excitable new friend to lae'zel, she seems incredibly irritated by this action! you can’t imagine why!
> Karlach: Open the barn doors.
oh god. you really didn’t mean to intrude… but now that you are, it is becoming increasingly more and more difficult to look away!
> Karlach: Save Astarion!
thank the hells you had this barrel of firewine on you to put him out. he’ll be fixed up in no time!
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OH GOD HOW CAN FIREWINE BE SO FLAMMABLE
> Wyll: Calm down Karlach.
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